Eric Covener’s Journal

http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi2259092249/

Could Damon Wayans Jr. look any creepily more like his father?

Pirates hijack ship with 20 Americans onboard

Please please please Obama, lay the everlasting smackdown on these pirates. May I suggest preceding said smackdown with a press conference where you do the “Coming to America” move where the toothpick appears out of nowhere in the reverends mouth?

Tauntaun Sleeping Bag

ATTN Tauntaun Fanatics! Due to an overwhelming tsunami of requests from YOU THE PEOPLE, we have decided to TRY and bring this to life. We have no clue if the suits at Lucasfilms will grant little ThinkGeek a license, nor do we know how much it would ultimately retail for. But if you are interested in ever owning one of these, click the link below and we’ll try!

http://www.reuters.com/article/domesticNews/idUSTRE5314B320090402

WASHINGTON (Reuters) – A record 32.2 million people — one in every 10 Americans — received food stamps at the latest count, the government said on Thursday, a reflection of the recession now in its 16th month.

Would not have guessed even as high as 5%…