Eric Covener’s Journal

4 tablespoons per minute or 1 gallon per hour?

Good thing google knows math and units so I don’t!

New York Minute is a masterpiece. I don’t understand how it’s so panned on IMDB when you take into account it’s a kids movie.

And the supporting cast is insane…

• Boyd Banks
• Darrell Hammond
• Andy Richter
• Jack Osbourne
• Eugene Levy
• Bob Saget

Andy Richter addressing Mary Kate:

I’ll break you in half

7/11 Guy:

Tab is only for valued customers. Thank you don’t come again

Ashley (the high strung one) is freaking out about losing her day-planner:

Mary Kate: You need to relax
Ashley: How am I supposed to relax my relaxation tips are in my day planner!!!!

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Jimmy Norton does a spot for his upcoming comedy gig

Warning, this is heavily influenced by some recent discussion on ethnic slurs, the FCC, and how great it would be if old sitcoms were really anti-semetic.

Note the background theme.

I successfully hung my final fan… I am all that is man!

Making the Band 3 comes back June 15th!

Just found out that Lucky Louie will be following Entourage for the premiere…

That’s 10pm and 10:30pm on Sunday June 11th

Some of these cocksmoking commercials for Lucky Louie on HBO don’t even have lil jimmy!

Google Video: Scare Me

Dimwits scare people by screaming at them.

http://www.cbn.com/communitypublic/legpress_explanation.asp

Pat Robertson worked out at the gym on an incline leg press machine with weights up to 570 pounds. Working with his physician, who was an amazing strength trainer, he worked up to 800 pounds, then 1,000 pounds. Then one day he was able to leg press 1,500 pounds one time. Then over the succeeding months, he trained with multiple reps of 1,200 pounds, 1,300 pounds, and 1,400 pounds.

One Saturday morning, his physician said, “I’ll get you bragging rights. Let’s go to 2,000 pounds.” Then he worked up multiple reps of 1,400 pounds, 1,500 pounds, 1,600 pounds, 1,700, pounds, 1,800 pounds and 1,900 pounds. When 2,000 pounds was put on the machine two men got on either side and helped push the load up, and then let it down on Mr. Robertson, who pushed it up one rep and let it go back down again.

Mr. Robertson warms up now at 500 pounds, and was shown on television with Kristi Watts doing 1000 pounds.
His doctor, by the way, has leg pressed 2,700 pounds. It is not nearly as hard as the authors of these reports make it out to be. We have multiple witnesses to the 2,000 pound leg press, plus video of the 10 reps of 1,000 pounds.

From the cover of the current Woman’s World: “Lose a pound a day on The Da Vinci Code Diet! Hidden inside the best-seller: The secret, scientific formula that unlocks fat!”