How IBM Conned My Execs Out Of Millions
Edit: Awesome novelty account quote from the comments:
What I hate, too, is they always pair up a fairly competent dude with a total fucking assclown who doesn’t know jack shit. That said on a recent project we started out small with a prove it to us attitude, and when they didn’t deliver, they got clowned like Leroy Brown. We wuz all up in they face, with the don’t pull this extend the schedule shit on me son! Do I look like a motherfuckin bitch? Then why you tryin’ to fuck me!? I want a fuckin sales pitch, I’ll call the phone company and listen to the hold message motherfucker! Don’t TEST. That’s how you need to deal with triflin crumbsnatchas like IGS. Keep the pimp hand strong, yo.
