Eric Covener’s Journal

Madagascar?

All Hail King Julian the Lemur!

(11:12:59) Eric Covener: lunch plan?
(11:13:23) Cleyrat: dont have one yet
(11:13:29) Cleyrat: whatcha feel like?
(11:13:44) Eric Covener: lumpy

Looks like someone wants a round with the champ

Come get some

The Fake News

Well in case you missed it, “Back to Norm” aired on Comedy Central at the end of May. After a few weeks of knowing nothing of the fate of the show, FakeNews reader Nick recently reported on the forum that Comedy Central sent him this reply regarding the production of more episodes:

“Nick,
It was a one-time special. But we’re glad you liked it! Thanks for watching Comedy Central.
Sincerely,
Comedy Central Viewer Services”

Obviously not intended to be a “one-time special” upon original creation, Comedy Central seems to not want to take the risk and develop the show further… you know, seeing as the pilot sucked and everything. (Yeah, you heard me!)

Alright, so if you’re a die-hard Norm fan desperate for something to look forward to, IMDb has Norm slated to write and appear in a new Rob Schneider movie called “Hard R”. Bill Murray and David Spade are also listed as being attached to the project. No more information is available yet, but I do somewhat suspect the whole thing is all just another fabricated project made up by some higher power intent on punishing all of us for laughing at the word “crackwhore”.

We found two frogs in the basement — one alive and one dead. It’s about the most disturbing thing to ever happen me.

This new Hilton show sucks balls compared to the Quick Stop.

What’s the common thread among entertaining reality shows? I’m gonna plot that motherfucker some day

Where is the phrase “Mr Bonesplitter” from? Well I think it’s from the movie Nothing But Trouble starring:

• Chevy Chase
• Demi Moore
• John Candy
• Dan Aykroyd

Chevy and Demi are driving through Valkenvania, a backwoods pittsburgh-esque town run by some some sick Magistrate character played by Aykroyd. They’re taken into custody in some giant creepy estate where other offenders are put to death in a rollercoaster-into-a-woodchipper called Mr Bonesplitter (I think).

Dutch Farmer Takes Unusual Skills to Asia

“Now he is also taking his skills to some places that need them urgently: Asian nations fighting bird flu. He has brought them some of his bird-slaughtering machines, such as the AED-100, which kills about 10,000 birds per hour, catching them by the feet and dragging their heads through an electrified pool of water.

“In the past two years, Mr. Kiezebrink has worked with health officials from nearly a dozen countries on how to safely and quickly eradicate birds that may have been exposed to flu. ‘He’s one of Europe’s, if the not the world’s, most prominent chicken killers, for want of a better word.’”

GENIUS

Best elements of Tom Green, Beavis and Butthead, The Man Show and Yo MTV Raps.

Nobody can hang — and blessed by the Biz. What a sick gigantic beating this show is.

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