{ Monthly Archives }
May 2005
Seeing through the bullshit
(in General on 2005/05/30)CANTEEN BOY = THE WATERBOY
Once upon a time… there was a moron… who always had a stupid canteen around his neck!
Create and dissemninate innacurate movie trivia
(in General on 2005/05/28)http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1571326
(Sorry if this causes anyone to be infected by the “That’s the beauty of it. It doesn’t do anything” virus.
Rick really does say “Play it again, Sam” in Cassablanca. Claims to the contrary are an inside joke among film buffs, a test to see if you’ve actually watched the movie.
“That’s the beauty of it. It doesn’t do anything” is the single most memorable line from Robocop 2.
A 1995 film starring Hugh Grant was originally titled “The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill But Came Down A Throat,” but they changed the last bit to “Mountain” after the Divine Brown incident.
Did you know…
(in General on 2005/05/27)When you see one of those scary windows popups saying you’ve had a memory fault or some such, you can click it, hit control+c, and paste a little ascii-art reprsentation of it to a file?
This is worthwhile because you can’t actually select the text w/ the mouse to copy it, and the messages are very cryptic
Apache.exe - Application Error
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The instruction at “0×6eecf3cb” referenced memory at “0×00000185″. The memory could not be “read”.Click on OK to terminate the program
Click on CANCEL to debug the program
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OK Cancel
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edit: Bonus ereet points if you figure out what optional feature was on that contributed to this message appearing.
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How to do battle with ants
(in General on 2005/05/24)http://infoventures.com/e-hlth/answers/ants.html>
If you have multiple nests, you could dig up a bucket of ants from one nest and dump it on another nest. Ants are very territorial, and they will readily hunt and kill invading colonies.
Feel the burn
(in General on 2005/05/23)(16:51:11) Tim O’toole: we go thru it on the way to the cape
(16:51:18) Eric Covener: cape queer?
Vader’s Blog
(in General on 2005/05/21)http://darthside.blogspot.com/
Blasted Contractors!
Work is a disaster. The blind leading the blind leading the Force-choked.
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War of the Worlds
(in General on 2005/05/21)Remember the great early FOX network TV series War of the Worlds? It went through some bizarre transformation after the first (few?) seasons where it went from this x-files style govt agency and subversive alien plots to some futuristic blade-runner post-apocolyptic butt-fuckathon.
War of the Worlds
Nostalgia time! How insane was FOX’s first few seasons?
Werewolf
Gary Shandling Show
Adventures of Beans Baxter
Duet
Okay, so maybe they ran hot and cold.
Women in Prison
Down and out in Beverly Hills
fake edit: Parker Lewis came a few seasons too late to be included, and 21 Jump Street is excluded because I’d have to put it in both categories.
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Should I buy a Razr v3?
(in General on 2005/05/20)(14:28:04) Phil: they rip you off, i am sure
(14:28:34) CovInHer: they fuck you on the cell phones!
(14:29:45) Phil: they do
(14:30:12) Phil: i get so angry i can’t even talk about it sometimes
Russ Parr
(in General on 2005/05/20)Does anyone else picture Regina hall (omg that’s the worst / least representative picture ever) when they hear Shaqwana on the Russ Parr morning show?
IMO she’s definitely the show-stealer just about every day.
The morning show’s website even has an MP3 of their John Legend - Ordinary People parody — http://uptoparr.com/songs/Track01.mp3.
